The VFH has relatively recently created a new infomercial to aid in recruiting allies for the revolutionaryily war. The script was leaked onto the internet 1 second ago {1}, so here is the script:

narrarator: have you ever wondered: "why are so many things muckyawful?"

marshmallow: no.

narrarator: well, you should.

marshmallow: okay.

narrarator: then we can help!

marshmallow: wait......

narrarator: join the VFH today!

marshmallow: I won't.

narrarator: your loss.